Today I wore my new shoes to work.

Today it is five thousand degrees outside.

It only stands to reason that today I would be running sprints to and from the court house.

Literally.

I am now hiding from our token retard.

In an empty office.

In the dark.

With an iced coffee.

He is such a fucking moron.

I want to punch him in the face.

However;

There is a silver lining to every bullshit cloud.

Today is the day...

The day I will FINALLY take the nap I have been promising myself everyday for the past bigillion years.

Nothing is going to distract me from my bed today.

Its gonna be sweet.

Cold shower, AC, dark room, soothing music and a the hoose.

Today will be a good day : )